OTHER FRIENDS: Never ask for food
WISCONSIN FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

OTHER FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
WISCONSIN FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad.

OTHER FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
WISCONSIN FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but that shit was fun!"

OTHER FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
WISCONSIN FRIENDS: Cry with you.

OTHER FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
WISCONSIN FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.

OTHER FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
WISCONSIN FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

OTHER FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
WISCONSIN FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

OTHER FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
WISCONSIN FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

OTHER FRIENDS: Are for a while.
WISCONSIN FRIENDS: Are for life.

OTHER FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
WISCONSIN FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Bitch, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!"

OTHER FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
WISCONSIN FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!!

OTHER FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
WISCONSIN FRIENDS: Will repost this

lolz.
tis true.